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tightskirtclara:

_{Alright so I figured it was time to put my ass into gear and do something because there’s just — I don’t know how to explain how I’m feeling without embarrassing myself so let’s not go there. Pretty much the only reason I didn’t do one sooner was because I could never figure out how to work photoshop, but yolo. Have my apology in writing for using the term ‘yolo’}

_{Okay, um, rules}

1. _{Must be following me, but if you unfollow after I announce winners and stuff I don’t really mind. I roleplay for me so—}
2. _{I don’t really have a reblogging limit so go nuts but be considerate. I’m not a robot and I do get overwhelmed. Likes don’t count ‘m afraid~}
   
3. _{Any sort of blog can participate, I’m not really fussed.}
4. _{I’ll close this November 23rd (i think i’m hilarious.)}

_{PRIZES (are you ready to be underwhelmed?)}

• _{Third place ➝ There’ll be a few people in this category. Like ten or so? I’ll put you all in a promo list and reblog a few times for a couple weeks}

• _{Second Place ➝ For about five people. I’ll do a screenshot promo and some sales talk which people will obv listen to. I worked as a greeter for a little while at Kmart, I got this.}

• _{First Place ➝ [cue the drum solo] Will get a screenshot promo, a mention in my sidebar for, like, a month-ish? And if I know your character well enough I’ll do a really bad comic-sans powerpoint.}

_{So that was severely underwhelming as promised — I wish I could make something cool but unfortunately I suck. Everyone else gets a kiss on the cheek and a little souffle. Okay that’s it— much love xx}